#ik the skk and sskk fans might have something to add pls have something to add

[tachiharastanacc]

Bsd high school au except they’re still in their respective organizations and trying to pretend they’re normal kids.

Except like I cheat and just scale everyone’s ages back 3 years.

Dazai and Chuuya being the 18 yr old seniors who do NOT want to be there (except like Mori managed to trick them into thinking going to school was a contest and neither of them want to lose to the other)

The pta is like mori Fukuchi and fucking Verlaine and they’re all bitchy abt it bc they think the others are wrong. And then it cuts to Fukuzawa who just wants them to please stfu for once, this is why half of their kids are failing.

Parent teacher conferences are hell, he just wanted to open a school for kids who need the support and these grown ass men act like children

Fukuchi shows up in his missile to pick Tachihara (15 and done with his shit) and Teruko (8 and very excited abt the ensuing chaos) up from school for their doctor’s appointments every month. Nobody wants to question him tho bc he’s famous. Tachihara once said he would rather walk then be seen leaving school with Fukuchi. And he walked.

Teruko loves it tho bc her dad is the coolest actually and everyone has to know abt it.

The Akutagawas hang out with Chuuya and some of his friends who are alive bc shit be different in this au. And Higuchi somehow accidentally ends up as part of their group (they are the mafia and she somehow has no idea).

Some businessman (Fitzgerald) buys the lot nearby and keeps trying to convince everyone to be friends with his kids (Mark, Louisa, Lucy, and Steinback). They’re not like actually his kids, but their parents work for him and moved to Japan to help with construction, so ofc he has to make sure they have friends.

Idk people pls add more bc I think it’s silly and has so much potential for silliness!